I was bored, so I rewrote Eric Idle’s Always look on the bright side of life. Please forgive me for not being a good enough singer to perform it.
You know what they say:
You’re tucked neatly in your bed,
you think the world’s fucked. That makes you sad.
Being alone is nothing short of shit.
You’ll watch Netflix all the time,
you’ll drink some beer and then some wine,
and finally you’ll just accept that’s it. And:
Always look on the bright side of life,
always look on the bright side of life.